Caught in the Act...

Yesterday, we went to get the oil in our car changed. It was one of those drive-through places where they change the oil and check everything out while you wait in the car. Shortly after they began checking under the hood, I noticed the technician looking my way and laughing. Then she pointed to the backseat. I looked back and- to my horror- saw Madi LICKING her leg. Not just touching her tongue to her leg. We're talking long strokes from her knee to her toes, tongue curling around the toes, then back up again. It was alomst like she was a cat, cleaning herself.

So disgusting. I wanted to throw up.

I can just see her explain to a date in 20 years... "Oh, it's just one of those bad habits I picked up as a kid..."